Stoney’s feature film debut involved dancing in a circle and singing ‘Ring Around the Rosie’ in Adolfas Mekas’ Hallelujah the Hills. He was three years old. Many consider this the earliest attempt of any actor to make a comeback. The attempt, sadly, failed. But the kid has been trying to hit his marks and not bump the furnature ever since. Here you see a few examples. If you scroll to the bottom of the page, you’ll be rewarded with a vision of Stoney’s world-famous teenaged gams. Yowza!
		It seems apparent from the obscure smattering of photos here that Stoney specializes in an expression which deftly combines smugness and bewilderment. Patent pending.
		Below you will note how old school makeup artists did not skimp on mascara.